RECORDED ANSWERS BY TDK SODECOAN REPORTER.
Dr. Nicolson—"Mr. Lloyd, what is the function of the spleen?"
Lloyd—(Scratching his head)- "I did know, doctor, but I have for¬
Dr. Nicolson—"Heaven help us! then' i- the only man who ever knew
the function of ihe spleen, and he ha- forgotten it!"
Dr. Johnson—"Mr. Lafitle, what karat gi
Id -hould be used for maki
Dr. Williamson—"Mr. Wilson, what is the most essential use of water?'
Wilson- "To wash with."
Dr. Hill—"Mr. Griffin, what are the properties of blood'.'"
Griffin—"Little while corpuscles."
Or. fluff—"Mr. Kxlev, what is an official preparation?"
Exley—"A preparation recognized by the United Stales Therapeuti
Dr. Dill — "Mr. Webb, where is the alimentary canal'.'"
Webb—"I don't just exactly remember, Doctor, but I think it is some¬
where in Missouri."
Dr. Foster—"Mr. Ginn, what i- the vaso-vasorum?"
Ginn—"Doctor, I don't know anything about chemistry."
Dr. Holland—"Mr. Everitt, how much arsenic is used to devitalize the
pulp of a tooth?"
Everitt—"K-c-e-er-r-r-r. you mean a live pulp or a dead pulp. Doctor?"
Dr. Huff "Mr. Morion, what is Materia Medica'.'"
Morton—"A big black book."
Dr. Davidson—"Gentlemen, for next Friday please hand in two cor¬
rectly written chemical equations from your own knowledge of Chemistry."
Handed in the following Friday by Tolberl:
K I -f- 2S Tviss (Expose to light and it will fade away.)
11 E + 21. Hell ( These substances when united form a very hot reaction.)
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