WHEN DENTISTRY WILL DIE.
When the lion eats grass like the ox,
And the fishworni swallows the whale,
When the tarrapin knits wool socks
When the hare is outrun by the snail,—
When the serpents walk uprightly like men
And the doodle bugs travel like frogs,
When the grasshopper teed- on the hen
And feathers are found on hogs,—
When Thomas eats swim in the air
And elephants roost in the trees,
When insects in summer are rare
And snuff never makes people sneeze,—
When fish creep over dry land.
And mules on velocipedes ride.
When foxes lay eggs in the sand
Ami women in dreams lake no pride.—
When dutchmen no longer drink beer
Ami girls get to preaching on lime.
When Ihe billygoal butts fr..... the rear.
And treason no longer is crime.—
When the humming birds bray like the ass.
And limberger smells like cologne,
When plowshares are made out of grass
And hearts of Southerners are stone,—
When people have no teeth in their heads
And wool grows on Ihe hydraulic ram,
'I hen ihe Dental Profession will be dead.
And this country not worth a d—n.
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