This Dentistry i- mighty fine,
I'il take il every tinic for mine;
The peoplc blesa you when you no
To lake away their pain and dotigh.
Fir.-i hcrec......a Man Francis Brown,
The -wrrir-i girl in ali the town,
She blushes as she besitates,
To teli you limi -la- ueeds two plates
She makcs you promise not to teli,
I-Ier teeth are losl and gone to—well,
Ami thua you makc a bos..... friend
And nei your........;y in the end.
Then ciani- ulong old l'ur-mi .Ima-,
Who's nl,l and creaky in hi- l......-;
He says he wants a crown or two
And trusls him-elt' la Goti and you
To keep the thing from burling muco,
It don'!—inai llan hi- purse VOU Inneh,
And now coincs in old Mr. Rowe,
You never liked limi anyhow;
You put bini in your dentai ehair,
And raui it to bini then l'or fair.
llr hall- ìiial -|nl- and you just snule,
YOU air gallili;; ,-vrli ali llle while.
Your mother-in-lav of course musi ,-.....e,
She's sufferiiin awfully with ber gum ;
lini since you are working no ber free
Sia- lake- a kiial ni' liandish glee
In getting idi that you cari do
And then ila ma you in--"—Oh you!
t'.iu 1 lentistrj i- preltj fine,
l'Il lake il every lime for mine.
Tbere's money in il too, ami then,
You slay in bed till almost ten,
Then go in work perhaps till three—
Oh, Dentislry nlways for ine
L. I EVANS